Haikus

hai·ku :an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually five, seven, and five syllables respectively

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Crippling boredom
Frantically killing time
Day almost over
- Boston
 

Cheney with hottie,
fishing for more than flounder,
oh my, its a dude
- Crazy D

Cheney in bedroom
motor oil everywhere
oil semen cocktail
- Boston

amazing scrotum
keeping little men alive
gee it is stretchy
- Silly Buddha

Cheney watches whore
bouncing titties reflected
seventh heart attack
referencing this picture
- Brew Dawgz

Jager with water
Drunk by 9, hotel 9:10
Love Silly Buddha

Monkey fucking her
what kind of porn is this shit?
the kind scottie buys
- Silly Buddha

I like to eat lots
Eating all the cheeseburgers
I cannot get full
- Silly Buddha

Really bored to death
Sitting in my cubicle
My youth is wasted

My hourly pay
Cultivated for the booze
Whisky shots for lunch

Screen protector on
I see what they can’t see now
‘Not Safe for Work’ please

Blog stats checks constant
Blue mountain line on black grid
More ‘clicks’ pretty please

Refresh your browser
New post on stripping or sports
Chick talk verboten

Masters tournament
Birdie puts and fairway drives
Tiger is their god

Pass time with day dreams
Pretty girls who love Kubrick
Copy and fax this

The copier hums
Warm white pages with black ink
I went to college

Caller ID blinks
Hi do you want their voice mail?
Self worth gone again

Staring at the clock
Waiting for clever response
Check E-mail once more

Bathroom break at 2
No hand dryer for wet hands
Towels everywhere

Half naked grown men
Wrestle bloody in a cage
Ultimate fighter

Commercial or song?
Rhymes yelled about guns and ho’s
Hot 97

Copy room quiet
I make copies in silence
I farted in here

The printer is stuck
Open door and remove paper
Not fixed I give up

SI swimsuit page
Hot athletes’ wives in tight thongs
Close before boss sees

No myspace/facebook
All day without drunk teen pics
Stupid firewall

Eight hours all day
Computer rays invade eyes
My vision fading

Suits ties skirts and slacks
Lines formed for today’s special: chili
A bad choice for lunch

‘Movies you will love’
Mrs. Henderson Presents?
Netflix is retarded

Seventy degrees
Indoors with conditioned air
I really hate work