Bandana Quarterly

Bandana Quarterly

Bandana Quarterly actually has its own website nowadays at

www.bandanaquarterly.com

But this page will remain here in tribute to where Bandana Quarterly started… unless they tell me to take it down.

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If you have stories or news about Bandana’s please send them to jbnewmark@yahoo.com

It is a brand new year, thus a brand new issue of everyone’s favorite bandana themed quarterly magazine. The cover had to be scaled down because it had too much awesomeness, so click the link to have your mind blown by its full scale awesomenosity. I present #3.

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As our country lurches forward into the remaining quarter of the year with a Presidential election around the corner and our economy falling to pieces, I believe it is time for Issue #2 of Bandana Quarterly

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For all your Bandana needs, this is the cover art for the first Bandana Quaterly issue.

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Thank You VH1

In our inaugural issue the editors of Bandana Quarterly would be remised if we did not take a moment to publicly thank VH1.

No other media outlet has given the bandana such overt publicity since Lyle Alzado dawned the “Middle American head scarf ” on the cover of Sports Illustrated during his campaign to make the world feel sorry for a steroided up lunatic.

But VH1 has bravely decided that the Bandana should not solely be categorized as the head garment of chose for those suffering from cancer.   Instead you have shown that the Bandana is a righteous and glorious article of clothing that men of bold action wear as a noble symbol that lets the world know that they are not fucking around.   Your station captures this bandana wearing sentiment and proudly allows the world to take notice of famous grown men who have made the unconventional fashion decision that they will cover their skulls, at all times, with a rag.

Whether it was Hulk Hogan inappropriately stalking his own daughter or Bret Michaels desperately trying to obtain a venereal disease from the most questionable of skanks; your television station has given the leading Bandana-clad men of American celebrity an unparalleled national platform.

Although VH1 has changed itself from a music station for lame adults to a leader in “mindless entertainment,” you editorial judgment in devoting numerous hours of reality programming to champions of the Bandana will forever endear you to this publication.

Now if we can only convince you to green light our new reality show concept “Willie Nelson: Search for the perfect J,” your station will become for Bandana’s what Lifetime is for bitter, divorced, middle aged women.

Sincerely,

The editors of Bandana Quarterly and all Bandana wearing Patriots throughout this Nation