Yelling is Not Always Cool by MGG

Know any good lawyer jokes? I don’t. They all suck. (ex – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?? A good start!!!!) There is a presumption that lawyers are blood-sucking assholes. Like every stereotype, that’s actually kind of right. There’s a certain personality type that makes a good lawyer, and [...]

Congratulations, You’re Screwed by MGG

So, you finally got divorced. It took six months, or a year, or more, and you finally came to terms with what everyone’s responsibilities would be. You spent a lot of money, and ended up with way less than you thought. But at least it’s over. Thank God, it’s finally over! Um, yea, about that…
 

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I Don’t by MGG

I’ve been a divorce attorney for about 5 months now, and worked in family court for a year before that, and I’ve already lost count of the times I’ve had this exact conversation:
Client: Are you married?
Me: No, I’m single
Client: Don’t fucking do it. Please.
Maybe I walked into that one. Sure, I am only dealing with [...]

I, Hugh Hefner, Bequeath to Kendra Wilkinson: Freezing Cold Gum by MGG

This topic literally came to me in a dream, which is kind of weird, but I thought it was somewhat valid nonetheless. I think everyone’s aware that some stories get run into the ground on blogs, tv, etc. Some of the stories are just too big to ignore, and some are in high demand as [...]