Entries Tagged as ‘Politics’

April 14, 2009

Pilgrim in an Unholy Land by The Honorable Constable Dr. Edward E. Lawyer

Pilgrim in an Unholy Land: Public Enemy, Number 250.
Blog on The Chris Christie Assisted Living Incident: April 6, 2009-8:00 pm. Wall, NJ
I. Intro to the Future…Foreshadowing…COAH
Shitty night in Jersey, early spring, rain coming down like “the subpoenas Christie poured down on Trenton for the last 7 years.” I was there as a freelancer to write [...]

December 23, 2008

WHAT GLOOM’S: TOP 10 POLITICAL STORIES OF 2008 by BrewDawgz

(Unlike the Matthew G. Gerber, Esq. I am going to do my list in descending order because it is the way all these lists are arranged.  That is the custom Gerbs stop being subversive)
10.  Rudy is the Favorite
It may be hard to remember, due to the human gift of hindsight, that for the majority [...]

December 17, 2008

Top 10 Things That Pissed Me Off in 2008 by MGG

1) Holiday Food
Fuck Holiday Food. I’m a physically active young person trying to maintain my girlish figure, and doing a hell of a job about it, and some bullshit holiday comes around where I am expected to eat shitloads of garbage. Why are we celebrating important yearly events by clogging our arteries? No, my friend, [...]

December 12, 2008

An Open Letter To President-Elect Barack Obama by BrewDawgz

An Open Letter To President-Elect Barack Obama:
Congratulations on your historic victory.  You masterfully tapped into the desires of the American conscious to move beyond the tardy excesses of baby boomer politics that have paralyzed our government for close to two decades.   But now you have to start embarking on the arduous task of governing. 
As you [...]