Pilgrim in an Unholy Land by The Honorable Constable Dr. Edward E. Lawyer

Pilgrim in an Unholy Land: Public Enemy, Number 250.
Blog on The Chris Christie Assisted Living Incident: April 6, 2009-8:00 pm. Wall, NJ
I. Intro to the Future…Foreshadowing…COAH
Shitty night in Jersey, early spring, rain coming down like “the subpoenas Christie poured down on Trenton for the last 7 years.” I was there as a freelancer to write [...]

WHAT GLOOM’S: TOP 10 POLITICAL STORIES OF 2008 by BrewDawgz

(Unlike the Matthew G. Gerber, Esq. I am going to do my list in descending order because it is the way all these lists are arranged.  That is the custom Gerbs stop being subversive)
10.  Rudy is the Favorite
It may be hard to remember, due to the human gift of hindsight, that for the majority [...]

An Open Letter To President-Elect Barack Obama by BrewDawgz

An Open Letter To President-Elect Barack Obama:
Congratulations on your historic victory.  You masterfully tapped into the desires of the American conscious to move beyond the tardy excesses of baby boomer politics that have paralyzed our government for close to two decades.   But now you have to start embarking on the arduous task of governing. 
As you [...]

So this is the News?

Yahoo! is wild this morning. I’ve been at work for about an hour (9:16am EST, motherfuckers) and my homepage is going ballistic with an insane amount of inane “news”. I usually do the “Top 5”, but I have not even made it that far. Just looking at the front page is filled with a litany [...]