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There are four regular contributors for What Gloom: Brew Dawgz, MGG, CLP and Me (Jordan). Below we each answered the brilliant questions of James Lipton for you to better understand who is molesting your mind on this website.

BrewDawgz

1. What is your favorite word? Freedom

2. What is your least favorite word? Skeeve

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Public debate, Pussy

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Stupidity

5. What sound or noise do you love? Rock and Roll

6. What sound or noise do you hate? An empty bottle of beer being placed on a table/bar

7. What is your favorite curse word? Bitch-ass-motherfucker

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? NFL QB

9. What profession would you not like to do? Priest

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Now Karl Marx will meet his intellectual and alcohol consuming equal.

MGG

1. What is your favorite word? The word I use the most is “like”. However, there are a lot of words I like beyond that, such as “inexorable”. I’m not really sure what it means, but it sounds smart.

 2. What is your least favorite word? “Never”. You’re bound to be wrong a lot.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? I really like it when stuff is absurd or ridiculous; or absurdly ridiculous

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? I hate it when someone is overly stressed about a bullshit issue. I guess that is typical of most divorce lawyers.

5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of not waking up to an alarm clock

6. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of someone stabbing me to death

7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker, especially in times of extreme anger at fantasy sports

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porno. I might be missing my calling, who knows?

9. What profession would you not like to do? New Jersey DYFS case worker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Seriously, I’m not pissed about all that shit you said about Heaven not existing. Now, here is your highlight reel.” I really want there to be a highlight reel and a statistics sheet, with stuff like how many beers I drank and how many times I said the word “like”, etc.

CLP

1. What is your favorite word? Boobs

2. What is your least favorite word? Chillax

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Realness

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Shatner

 5. What sound or noise do you love? The pop then hiss of a beer or an Arnold Palmer makes when it is opened

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Journey

7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherbitcher

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Llama herder in New Zealand

9. What profession would you not like to do? 2$ bootleg DVD salesman

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Ok, who’s gonna drink all these beers and then play Jesus in ping pong?

Me (Jordan)

1. What is your favorite word? Supposedly. You can use it in every sentence.       

2. What is your least favorite word? Cuss. It is “CURSE” you slack jawed yokels!

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Chicks

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Dudes

5. What sound or noise do you love? Kim Deal’s bass in “Gigantic”, Phil Anselmo’s scream in “The Great Southern Trendkill”, and the whimper you make as I squeeze out your last dying breath…… hahahahahahahahah… oh yeah, Vince Vaughn’s laugh in Clay Pigeons.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? My work phone ringing.

7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional killer – travel, where black, get paid well, kill people – all the perks.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Whatever my current job is.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Primarily, all we do in Heaven is drink booze, watch football and listen to power metal.