Hot Dog Report: Chicago 2008 by MGG

I don’t know what point you’ve reached in life when you actively plan to go on a trip and eat an absurd amount of hot dogs. What made a 27 year old man get on a plane to Chicago with the intentions of consuming mass quantities of cooked encased meat? A few things. First [...]

I, Hugh Hefner, Bequeath to Kendra Wilkinson: Freezing Cold Gum by MGG

This topic literally came to me in a dream, which is kind of weird, but I thought it was somewhat valid nonetheless. I think everyone’s aware that some stories get run into the ground on blogs, tv, etc. Some of the stories are just too big to ignore, and some are in high demand as [...]

Michael Phelps: The Greatest Olympian by Brew Dawgz

Watching absolute athletic dominance in any sport is an awe-inspiring experience. There is something preternaturally transcendent in seeing other humans press their bodies beyond the limits of frailty and exhaustion for the glory of achieving what was never considered possible. These are the moments that make sport more than a mundane competition of esoteric exercises, [...]

More Random Ridiculousness by MGG

Cash spills over highway, free-for-all begins
In California a guy was riding on his motorcycle with a big bag of money. The bag ripped, and the highway turned into one of those enclosed boxes that blow money and you have like 30 seconds to cram as much down your pants as possible. When the police showed [...]